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|Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2021 1:13 pm Post subject: Advice Sought ...
|So, a guy named Donald, phones his boss, Vladimir ...
"Vladimir, I'm in a LOT of trouble, things ain't looking good, going to lose my job, massive debts due paid, lawsuits, the lot.
I need to find a way to sort this out, any advice ?"
"Sure, my friend.
Step 1 - kill 500,000 of your own people
Step 2 - move your admin centre to another city
Step 3 - create some smoke and mirrors, shout "Fake News"
Step 4 - let it die down
Don't panic, you'll see, it'll all settle down!"
"But!!, Vladimir, how will moving my admin centre to another city solve my problem!?"
"Ah, comrade, I knew you'd have no problem with Step 1" ......
Not mine, paraphrased from something I heard years ago r.e. Stalin and A.N Other.
Hope everything you hoped for this year comes to pass.
I have finite time and mental capacity, negative people 'kin "cough".